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Judy is...

This got a bit long but I, at least, found it hilarious.

Judy is a Certified Professional Virtual Assistant.
Judy is a founding member of the alternative rock band, The Horse Flies.
Judy is committed to continuing the healing power of song.
Judy is a runt.
Judy is the leader for the optical part of the gravitational lens consortium project on Keck.
Judy is a C library that provides a state-of-the-art core technology that implements a sparse dynamic array.
Judy is starting to look like a cross between a silk purse and a pot bellied pig's ear.
Judy is three times an Aggie.
JUDY IS HAIRY CUZ SHE FORGOT TO SHAVE HER PUBES.
Judy is like a warm summer breeze carrying upon it the scent of wildflowers.
Judy is a whole sourcebook of information which she conveys with enthusiasm and fun.
Judy is a 'people' person.
Judy is featured as the monthly "Unsung Hero" in the October, 2001 issue of Cat Fancy Magazine!
Judy is a delightful companion that does not talk back, loves to travel and agrees with everything you say.
Judy is the ultimate, laugh producing party gift.
Judy is a life-size figure and made out of a durable material.
Judy is not anatomically correct.
Judy is a botanist who really knows her way around the Internet.
Judy is a feminist in the best light - smart, capable, courageous.
JUDY IS MY FRIEND ... NOT YOURS, NOT JOEYS, MINE.
Judy is available to appear at your theatre, philosophy department colloquium, clambake, circus, or whatever.
Judy is a shining example of success.
Judy is so much like "Bessie" it is scary.
Judy is able to guide her clients from a distance by telephone.
Judy is all that and much more besides.

Judy is the leader for the optical part of the gravitational lens consortium project on Keck.

Judy is a delightful companion that does not talk back, loves to travel and agrees with everything you say.

I love these two. Yours are far more interesting than mine. :)

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