Emergency apple review: Pazazz
Apr. 2nd, 2018 10:53 amAs if the spelling of this apple's name weren't objectionable enough (though apparently it's a legitimate variant of pizzazz?), the apple itself is getting wrinkly and old already. I'm going to cut off a bit on the good side and give it a try, to see if it's even worth getting another one.
Its website describes it like so: "With every bite you’ll enjoy a burst of sweet yet tart flavor – plus Pazazz’s famous crunch. Whether you’re eating a Pazazz as a fresh snack or trying one of our special recipes, “Wow Right Now” is just a bite away."

Verdict: It's... not bad? There's a little tartness, which I appreciate, and it's not overly sweet. But it's hard to overlook that the apple didn't last even a week, and it's not offering anything particularly special.
Buy again?: Eh. It's okay, and I might try another one sometime to see if I appreciate it more when it's fresh, but I don't think I'll be seeking it out as a favorite.
Its website describes it like so: "With every bite you’ll enjoy a burst of sweet yet tart flavor – plus Pazazz’s famous crunch. Whether you’re eating a Pazazz as a fresh snack or trying one of our special recipes, “Wow Right Now” is just a bite away."

Verdict: It's... not bad? There's a little tartness, which I appreciate, and it's not overly sweet. But it's hard to overlook that the apple didn't last even a week, and it's not offering anything particularly special.
Buy again?: Eh. It's okay, and I might try another one sometime to see if I appreciate it more when it's fresh, but I don't think I'll be seeking it out as a favorite.